I’m Back and I’m Durfer than EVER

  • 11:34:25 pm on February 5, 2009 | 2

    Here are some frog jokes

    What does a frog say instead of totally awesome? toadally awesome!!!

     The frog mother asks her frog son how his day went. “How was your day, Toady?” and he said “Hoppy as a clam!”

    If a swamp frog goes “ribbit”,

    and a floorboard frog goes “croooak, creeeeeak”

    what sound does a computer frog make, hmm? hmmm?

    “reeeeeeee-boot”

    what does a genie frog say? Rub it!

    What does a bandit frog say? Rob it!

    What does a smart frog say? Read it!

    What does a baby frog that just spit up food say? Bib it, Bib it!

    We know these jokes are extremely corny, but they are so corny it’s, FROGGY! (ahhh, that never gets old!)

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Comments

  • durfs 11:35 pm on February 5, 2009 | # | Reply

    no comment, but it’s funny!

  • durfs 11:53 pm on February 5, 2009 | # | Reply

    um werid


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